The Iraq War Was Appropriate

Sunday, January 09, 2005

Miss

If this sort of thing makes you squeamish, Miss, then may I suggest you head on back to Finishing School. That's right, you go on ahead now, Miss, back to the world of cotillions and debutante balls. Will he give you a corsage? Does that dress make you look fat? Oh my look at her, she wears too much makeup. And remember, a book on the head helps the posture.

I don't really care, but stick to whatever soothes your delicate constitution, Miss. Just as long as you leave the warfare and threats of warfare to the big boys. That's a good girl.

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